Funny chew quotes

• My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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  2 months ago

  care, chew, dental, dental care, dental plan, guess, humor, i, joke, just, mouth, plan, side

• I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, chew, eating, exaggeration, food, humor, i, listening, lot, peeve, pet, pet peeve, relatable, sensory, someone, sound, things

• I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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  2 months ago

  capable, chew, doing, food, humor, listening, lot, people, things

• Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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  2 months ago

  activity, biting, chew, dude, fun, night, pull, tonight, want

• I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, chew, handle, hearing, humor, i, life, most, peeve, people, pet, pet peeve, relatable, sound, things

• Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, caffeine, chew, coffee, energy, enough, humor, i, line, need, power, power line

• Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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  2 months ago

  appreciation, big, big fan, bite, chew, eating, excellent, fan, food, huge, humor, i, nodding, point

• Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, blue, chew, hate, humor, i, poem, red, roses, roses are red, sounds, violets

• Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

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  6 months ago

  chew, chewing, day, habit, humor, men, nostalgia, toothpick

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