Funny chew quotes

Funny chew quotes are here to tickle your funny bone and satisfy your snack cravings 🍿😂 Whether you’re chewing gum, munching snacks, or just cracking up at life’s little bites, these witty lines will have you smiling from ear to ear 😄🦷 Get ready to chew on some humor that’s as addictive as your favorite treat! 🍬🤣

My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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When your bank account's telling you to chew like a pirate with a toothache 😂🦷🏴‍☠️

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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Trying to stay calm while someone chews next to me is my new extreme sport 🤣🤯🍽️

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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"Ah, the mighty power within us all – we can conquer mountains, slay dragons, but heaven forbid we sit through a symphony of chewing! 🙉🍽️ #SelectiveSuperpowers"

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're ordering from the all-you-can-eat menu of chaos tonight 🍔🍕🍟 Better make sure our appetites can handle it! 😂"

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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"Who knew that the sound of someone chewing could be the ultimate kryptonite? 🦸‍♂️🍽️ It's like a symphony of crunches and smacks… but instead of music, it's just irritation in stereo! 🎵🙉 #PetPeeves #ChewOnThat"

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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"Who needs coffee when you can chew on a power line? ⚡☕ Just don't forget to floss those sparks away! 😉 #ElectrifyingEnergy #PowerToThePeople"

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'nod and chew.' *chomp chomp* Excellent point, food, you truly have a way with flavors! 🍔👏 Keep the delicious wisdom coming!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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Ah, the classic ode to misophonia! 🌹💙 Sounds like someone needs to chew a bit quieter or invest in some noise-cancelling headphones! 🎧😅 Just remember, it's all fun and games until the sound of your chewing becomes a poetic inspiration!

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

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Well, I guess toothpicks finally got tired of being your daily chew toy! 🪵😂 #ToothpickRevolution

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