Funny quotes chew

Funny chew quotes

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

1 month ago

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

3 months ago

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

3 months ago

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

3 months ago

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

3 months ago

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

3 months ago