23 Funny chicken quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 😄🐦🐔 How eggciting to ponder such a feather-brained idea! Let's hope the "coo clucks clan" doesn't start a pecking order among themselves! Just imagine the squabbles over who gets to rule the roost 🐣🐓. Who do you think would win in this beak-to-beak battle of the birds?

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

  Commentary:
  "Why spend $300 on shoes when you could have a nugget-fest extravaganza instead? 🍗👠 Leave the expensive kicks for the chickens to peck at, and treat yourself to a banquet of golden nuggets instead! 😂 #ChickenNuggetCouture"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a Netflix and chill night when you can have a Netflix and chi🐔cken nuggets extravaganza? The perfect combination of binge-watching and yummy snacks! 📺🍗 #NetflixAndChickNuggs"

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