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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

3 months ago

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

3 months ago

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

3 months ago

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

3 months ago

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

3 months ago

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

3 months ago

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

3 months ago

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

3 months ago

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

3 months ago

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

3 months ago

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

3 months ago

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

3 months ago

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

3 months ago

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

3 months ago