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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Seen just now on Telegram:

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

Making waves on Discord:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Seen just now on Twitch:

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

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Funny codes quotes are the perfect blend of tech wit and programmer humor 🤖💻. Whether you’re debugging at midnight or just need a chuckle during a coffee break ☕️, these clever lines bring smiles to coders everywhere. Get ready to LOL while embracing the quirks of coding life — because sometimes, laughter is the best algorithm! 😂🔥

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Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

51 shares on X this month:

Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

74 shares on Messenger this month:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

59 shares on Discord this month:

Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

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I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

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Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Just shared via WeChat:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Trending via X:

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

Just landed via Instagram:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Going viral on WeChat:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Breaking via Instagram:

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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