Funny colleagues quotes

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  23 hours ago

  Share →: Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

  Commentary:
  Trying to keep my personal life and work separate, but my lunch break gossip sessions say otherwise! 😅🤫🤐

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  6 months ago

  Share →: At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

  Commentary:
  Oh, I can already see it now – "The Chronicles of the Cubicle: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Lunches" 🔍🎬 Who knew office drama could be so riveting? Just wait for the dramatic reenactments and cliffhanger endings!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

  Commentary:
  "Attempting to uncover the mysteries of your coworkers' minds, one staring contest at a time. 👀💭 Just remember: if you start seeing brains, maybe it's time for a coffee break! ☕️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the trifecta of office woes: The chill chum, the famished friend, and the sleepy sidekick. But you? You are the ultimate office unicorn, embodying all three in a majestic display of multitasking magnificence! 🦄❄️🍔😴."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever claims there are no stupid questions clearly hasn't met my coworkers! 🤪🤦‍♂️ Feel free to swing by the office for a crash course in 'questionable' inquiries. 🤓🚀"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

  Commentary:
  "Networking more with colleagues sounds like a great idea… until the 10th 'How was your weekend?' conversation in a row 🙃👔 #IntrovertProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a ticket to the zoo when you have a front-row seat to the wild antics of your colleagues in the office jungle! 🐒🦁 Save money, stay entertained, and perhaps even learn a thing or two about the fascinating species that is 'the co-worker.' 🤣 #OfficeSafari"

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