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2 months ago
Share →: I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Commentary:
🏡💭😂 Oh, the eternal question – are we really ever at home, or are we just floating through this crazy thing called life? Maybe we're just wandering through the vast expanse of our own minds, never truly grounded in one place. So next time someone asks you if you're at home, just tell them you're in a state of existential limbo!
3 months ago
Share →: My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Commentary:
Looks like you're on a quest for the most extraordinary and out-of-this-world definitions! 🌍🔍 Keep exploring, and remember, in this vast online universe, even the most "regular" words can have surprising meanings! 😉
3 months ago
Share →: Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Commentary:
"Life as a woman: Playing a never-ending game of 'Guess That Body Signal' with your own anatomy! 🧐💁‍♀️😂 #GirlProblems"
3 months ago
Share →: Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Commentary:
"Me pretending to know what I'm doing in life like… 🤷‍♂️😂 #ImpressTheAlgorithm"
3 months ago
Share →: The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Commentary:
👏👏 The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have felt like a one-man standing ovation auditioning for the role of "Awkward Encourager." Sometimes you just gotta throw caution to the wind and applaud your way through life's uncertainties! 😄👏
3 months ago
Share →: My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Commentary:
"Oh no, looks like someone got stuck in a time warp where weekends play tricks on us! 🌀😆 Saturday sneakingly turned into Sunday like a wizard casting a spell. May your next weekend be full of fun and chronologically accurate days! ⏰🎉"
4 months ago
Share →: I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Commentary:
"Vitamins are the mysterious superheroes of our daily diet 🍌☀️ They're everywhere and nowhere at the same time, just like that one friend who always shows up unexpectedly 😂 #VitaminMystery"
4 months ago
Share →: Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Commentary:
Ah, yes! The age-old question that has puzzled strategists and planners for generations – the mysterious source of those elusive ducks for our neat rows! 🦆🦆🦆 Perhaps they are feathery ninjas, mastering the art of disappearing just when we need them most. A duck-tective mystery in the making! 🕵️‍♂️ Let's rally the quack squad and get to the bottom of this fowl play!
4 months ago
Share →: Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'Wait, what was I saying again?' 🤔 Seems like our attention spans are taking a vacation without us! 😂 Don't worry, you're not alone in this 'thinking up a storm' mode! 🌪️"
4 months ago
Share →: Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Commentary:
"Good luck deciphering my brain's enigma code! 🤔🔍 Might as well be trying to interpret hieroglyphics, am I right? 😂 #LostInTranslation"