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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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Men are very good at being women lately.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

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If love is the answer then what was the question?

92 shares on Slack this month:

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

93 shares on Reddit this month:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

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They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

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