Commentary:
Looks like someone dropped a verbal salad all over the floor! 🥗🙊 Next time, use a fork to keep those words in check! 😉🍴
298 Funny conversation quotes
I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no wo…
Commentary:
When life gives you a mix-up of words, just roll with it and embrace the chaos like a champ! 🙃 Who knew "all worries" could be the perfect phrase for those moments when everything feels slightly off-kilter? Just remember, sometimes it’s the slip-ups that bring the biggest smiles! 😄 #EmbraceTheAwkward
Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.
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"Ah, the elusive secret menu of the pharmacy – where you can order a side of extra-strength ibuprofen with a sprinkle of anti-anxiety pills! 🌟💊 Don't forget to ask for the 'pharmacist's special' for that extra kick of mystery and intrigue. Maybe they'll even throw in a complimentary band-aid on the side! 🩹😂"
My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.
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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on sp…
Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How a…
