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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

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Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

Making waves on Reddit:

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

Going viral on Pinterest:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

Live now on LinkedIn:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Making waves on Facebook:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Just shared via Instagram:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Just landed via Slack:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

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Just landed via Telegram:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Making waves on Pinterest:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Making waves on Threads:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

Reported on WhatsApp:

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

Just landed via Facebook:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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