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"Deciding between cuddles and solitude… the eternal struggle of the indecisively crazy. 🤔🤗🚶♀️ #CrazyConundrums"
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- Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.
- Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.
- Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.
- Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.
- Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.
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"Embrace your crazy side! It's what makes you uniquely awesome 🤪✨ Just remember to take a break in 'normalville' every now and then for a breather 😂👌" -
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"Who needs a gym membership when you have a friend like this? 🤪💪 Let the insanity begin – fitness boot camp or just a wild ride, you decide! 🏋️♂️😜 #CertifiedCrazyTrainer" -
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"Surprise! I'm the secret level boss of crazy you never knew you needed to defeat! 🤪🎮 Who knew there were extra levels of craziness waiting to be unlocked! 🤯🔓 Get ready for some unexpected plot twists in this game of life! 🎭🕹️" -
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🤣💔 Ah, the future Mrs. DiCaprio starting kindergarten! That's some serious relationship goals right there. Imagine her nervously trading crayons with other kids, hoping that Leo will notice her finger-painting skills. Leonardo better start practicing his ABCs to keep up with her! 🎨💑 -
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"Best friends are like undercover agents willingly exposing themselves to the madness 😜🕵️♂️ No matter how many crazy antics you pull, they've got your back – and maybe a straightjacket just in case! 🤪🤝 #FriendshipGoals" -
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"Remember, you hold the keys to your own sanity 🗝️ Keep those keys hidden like they're a winning lottery ticket to avoid craziness winding up in your passenger seat! 🚗😜"
Top Funny Crazy Quotes 🔥
- It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.
- Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?
- Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.
- I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.
- Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.
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