16 Funny credit quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the Egyptians were pyramid schemers in more ways than one! 🛸🇪🇬 Don't you hate it when you build a massive ancient wonder only for aliens to steal the spotlight? 👽 #AlienBuilders"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight… unless you count the early morning regret as a valuable life lesson! 💳🌙💸"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

  Commentary:
  "Taking credit for online accomplishments is like a digital magic trick 🎩🐇 And here's the magician behind the curtain claiming their rightful spot! 🌟💻 #InventorOfTheInternet"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like both you and credit cards have something in common – reaching your limits! 💳💸 Maybe it's time for a financial cooldown before swiping again! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the chaotic symphony of financial chaos and fast food drama! 🦝🍔 Hissing raccoons and elusive McRibs – a credit score saga like no other! Who knew credit could be so wild and tasty? 😂📉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

  Commentary:
  "Online shopping: where the struggle is real, but the sofa is comfy. 💳👜💻 #FirstWorldProblems"

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