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210 Funny dating quotes

Funny dating quotes add a playful twist to the often unpredictable world of romance! 💘😂 From humorous takes on first dates to witty observations about dating adventures, these quotes capture the lighter side of finding love. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the comedy in your dating journey! 😄💕

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025

Relationship status: he escaped.

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025