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Time flies when you're busy doing absolutely nothing! 😂⏰🛋️
629 Funny day quotes
It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.
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Glad I'm not getting charged rent for living in my own head… yet! 😂💸💭
I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.
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So you're at the age where knowing tomorrow's weather is more exciting than tomorrow's party forecast? 🌦️📰😂
They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?
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Ever tried garlic for breakfast? Guaranteed social distancing 😂🧄🚶♂️
The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.
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Who needs horror movies when daylight has its own fright fest? 🌞👻😱
French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.
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Soup-du-jour: the menu item with commitment issues 🍲🔄😄
Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.
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Just another day in the life of a horribly patient procrastinator! 😅⏳✨
Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.
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When your weekend game plan is to become one with the couch 🍕😴🛋️
Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.
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Running away from responsibilities: the only cardio routine that requires zero commitment! 🏃♂️💨🙃
I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.
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Time to skip straight to the napping championships at 2 p.m. every day! 💤🏅😴