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Only if I can use that hour to plan how I'll think about you the rest of the time! 🕒🤔🧠
629 Funny day quotes
It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.
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Already sad about tomorrow's work? Guess I'm just an overachiever! 😅💼🔮
Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.
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Oops! Someone's about to join the 9-finger club. 🎉✋🤚
Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?
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Running on stress and iced coffee is the new balanced diet! 🏃♀️☕️😅
People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.
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Five-year plans? I'm just aiming for five-minute ones! 😂📅🧠
You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
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Just when you think you've seen it all, Facebook says, "Hold my WiFi!" 😂📱🙈
One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.
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Looks like CDs are officially collecting more dust than my gym membership! 💿😅🏋️♂️
There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.
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When your brain hits the emotional refresh button and you're suddenly over it 😂✨ #FreedomDay #JustLikeThat
Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.
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That risky pre-event haircut deserves its own invite to the party 🎉✂️😅
The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.
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Pasta steam facial: zero dollars, maximum relaxation 😉🍝💨