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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.
Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.
I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?
I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.
Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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1 month ago
Share →: No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

Commentary:
"When you cram a year's worth of flossing into one night… my teeth are confused. 😂🦷✨"
3 months ago
Share →: Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Commentary:
"Ah, the glamorous life of a barn animal – biannual teeth cleaning and all! 🦷🐄 Who knew farm life could be so chic? 😄 #BarnyardGlam #SparklingSmile"
4 months ago
Share →: Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Commentary:
😂💪 "When you make your dentist question their own flossing habits, that's when you truly establish dominance in the oral hygiene realm! 😁🦷 #DentalBoss"
4 months ago
Share →: I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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Absolutely! How about this: "Finally, a dental hygienist who understands the importance of not only cleaning teeth but also freeing us from small talk torture! 🤐💰"
5 months ago
Share →: Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

Commentary:
"Next time you're at the dentist, just tell them you're there for a thorough exploration of their mouth too! 🦷😂 Who knows, maybe they'll offer you a chair and a bib to get started! 😆"
5 months ago
Share →: My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like this person knows how to multitask – staying awake with coffee while also staining those pearly whites! 😂🦷☕️ Just remember, moderation is key…unless you're trying to match your teeth with your favorite coffee mug!
5 months ago
Share →: My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Commentary:
Oh, the untold thoughts of a dental hygienist! 🦷💭 It seems like your nose hair might be getting a little too cozy up there. Next time, maybe a preemptive trim can save you from a nose hair braiding session at the dentist's office! 😂👃 #NoseHairAdventures
5 months ago
Share →: Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Commentary:
"Sounds like someone really gummed up their plans! 🦷😄 Next time, don't leave your smile behind!"
5 months ago
Share →: Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Commentary:
"Seriously, 'dentures' just doesn't compare to the pun-tastic brilliance of 'substitooths' 🦷💡 It's a missed chance for some denture humor that could have really added a 'bite' to the dental world 😄🪥 #PearlyWhites"
5 months ago
Share →: They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.