32 Funny dental quotes

• I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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  4 weeks ago

  50, 6, care, dental, dental hygiene, flossing, got, humor, hygiene, last, minutes, months, oral, oral care, pressure, procrastination, time, time pressure

• My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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  2 months ago

  care, chew, dental, dental care, dental plan, guess, humor, i, joke, just, mouth, plan, side

• The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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  2 months ago

  dental, dental extraction, extraction, forgot, glitch, God, humor, idea, just, modern, modern technology, patch, pull, random, technology, teeth, tooth, wisdom, wisdom tooth

• Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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  2 months ago

  care, dental, dental hygiene, every, humor, hygiene, hygiene neglect, neglect, night, nighttime, oral, oral care, teeth, unbrushed

• Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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  2 months ago

  asking, awkward, before, dental, dental visit, dentist, fingers, humor, humorist, joke, mouth, prank, question, silly, sticking, visit

• No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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  2 months ago

  appointment, before, dental, flossing, health, humor, motivation, routine, self-care, start, time, timing

• Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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  2 months ago

  animal, barn, biannual, cleaning, dental, humor, hygiene, just, teeth

• Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

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  2 months ago

  asking, assertiveness, care, dental, dental care, dentist, dominance, everyday, flossing, humor

• I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moments, care, comfort, comfortable, dental, dental care, dental hygienist, extra, extra pay, humor, hygienist, i, moments, pay, silence

• Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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  2 months ago

  curiosity, dental, dentist, explore, humor, i, joke, mouth, too, why

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