27 Funny dental quotes

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  3 hours ago

  Share →: The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the universe couldn't resist throwing in some buggy DLC! 🤷‍♂️🦷✨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a job for the Bristle Brigade! 🦷🪥✨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

  Commentary:
  Taking "open wide and say ahh" to a whole new level! 😂🦷🤐

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

  Commentary:
  "When you cram a year's worth of flossing into one night… my teeth are confused. 😂🦷✨"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the glamorous life of a barn animal – biannual teeth cleaning and all! 🦷🐄 Who knew farm life could be so chic? 😄 #BarnyardGlam #SparklingSmile"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

  Commentary:
  😂💪 "When you make your dentist question their own flossing habits, that's when you truly establish dominance in the oral hygiene realm! 😁🦷 #DentalBoss"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! How about this: "Finally, a dental hygienist who understands the importance of not only cleaning teeth but also freeing us from small talk torture! 🤐💰"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

  Commentary:
  "Next time you're at the dentist, just tell them you're there for a thorough exploration of their mouth too! 🦷😂 Who knows, maybe they'll offer you a chair and a bib to get started! 😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like this person knows how to multitask – staying awake with coffee while also staining those pearly whites! 😂🦷☕️ Just remember, moderation is key…unless you're trying to match your teeth with your favorite coffee mug!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the untold thoughts of a dental hygienist! 🦷💭 It seems like your nose hair might be getting a little too cozy up there. Next time, maybe a preemptive trim can save you from a nose hair braiding session at the dentist's office! 😂👃 #NoseHairAdventures

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