I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Commentary:
Absolutely! How about this: "Finally, a dental hygienist who understands the importance of not only cleaning teeth but also freeing us from small talk torture! 🤐💰"

Why can't I explore the dentist's mouth too?

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

Commentary:
"Next time you're at the dentist, just tell them you're there for a thorough exploration of their mouth too! 🦷😂 Who knows, maybe they'll offer you a chair and a bib to get started! 😆"

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like this person knows how to multitask – staying awake with coffee while also staining those pearly whites! 😂🦷☕️ Just remember, moderation is key…unless you're trying to match your teeth with your favorite coffee mug!

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Commentary:
Oh, the untold thoughts of a dental hygienist! 🦷💭 It seems like your nose hair might be getting a little too cozy up there. Next time, maybe a preemptive trim can save you from a nose hair braiding session at the dentist's office! 😂👃 #NoseHairAdventures

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Commentary:
"Sounds like someone really gummed up their plans! 🦷😄 Next time, don't leave your smile behind!"

Whoever came up with the name "dentures" really missed the opportunity to call them "substitooths".

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Commentary:
"Seriously, 'dentures' just doesn't compare to the pun-tastic brilliance of 'substitooths' 🦷💡 It's a missed chance for some denture humor that could have really added a 'bite' to the dental world 😄🪥 #PearlyWhites"

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you're about to run out.

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic last-minute flossing strategy – a true dental exam cram session! 🦷📚 Don't worry, your gums won't spill the beans to your dentist…hopefully! 😉 #FlossingProcrastination

Gonna tell my dentist that if I'm late, he should start without me.

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

Commentary:
"Next time you're running late for a dental appointment, just imagine your dentist getting ready to work on your teeth with a very determined look 😬. Maybe that'll motivate you to be on time – can't risk having your dentist play guessing games with which tooth to drill! ⏰⌛️😆"

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

Commentary:
"Going to the dentist is already tough, but adding country music to the mix? That's just adding insult to injury! 🦷🤠 Next up, a root canal set to banjo tunes! 🪕😂"