Funny quotes dental

23 Funny dental quotes

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

1 month ago

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

2 months ago

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

2 months ago

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

3 months ago

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

3 months ago

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

3 months ago

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

3 months ago

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

3 months ago

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

3 months ago

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

3 months ago

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

3 months ago

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

3 months ago

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

3 months ago

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

3 months ago

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

3 months ago

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

3 months ago

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

3 months ago

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

3 months ago

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

3 months ago

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

3 months ago