35 Funny dessert quotes

• You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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  2 months ago

  before, casual, dessert, fitness, food, humor, i, know, pants, put, real, snack, yoga

• My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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  accident, accidentally, cheesecake, dessert, eating, finished, funny situation, hear, house, humor, husband, i, knocking, locked, locked out, marriage, marriage humor, rest, situation, weird

• A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

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  bottom, cooking, culinary, dessert, food, food humor, hat, humor, pastry, pie, soup, where

• I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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  2 months ago

  cake, craving, dessert, food, fork, humor, i, joke, never, sweet, sweet tooth, tooth, want

• Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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  2 months ago

  competition, contest, cream, dessert, eating, eating contest, humor, hurt, ice, ice cream, playful, playful teasing, teasing, yours

• Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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  another, before, cake, dessert, eat, household, humor, later, mammal, procrastination, wait

• How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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  2 months ago

  before, cake, dessert, door, expectation, food, fridge, humor, inside, open, patience, times, waiting

• A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

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  2 months ago

  app, cooky, Crumble, dating, dating app, dessert, dessert dating, food, food love, funny idea, humor, idea, love, people, too

• Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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  2 months ago

  athlete, cheesecake, dessert, eating, food, humor, i, irony, quark, sad, sadness, whenever

• Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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  2 months ago

  baked, baked goods, browny, court, courtroom, dessert, everyone, funny statement, goods, honor, humor, i, judge, legal, statement, trial

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