27 Funny dessert quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal question of fridge magic 🧙‍♂️🍰 Patience is a virtue, they say, but who can wait when cake is at stake? 🕰️🚪 Just keep opening that door and believe in the sweet surprise awaiting you! 🌟🍰"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

  Commentary:
  🍪😂 "Introducing 'Crumble' – for those who swipe right for cookies faster than they swipe left on bad jokes! Find your perfect match based on your favorite cookie flavor and see if your love can stand the ultimate test of sharing your last cookie 🤷‍♂️🍪 #CrumbleLove #CookieCrush" 😆🍪

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

  Commentary:
  "Watching athletes eat quark instead of cheesecake is a tragedy of epic proportions! 🏋️‍♂️🍰 Don't they know the true power of a delicious dessert? #TeamCheesecake"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

  Commentary:
  "Your honor, forget the verdict, let's focus on the real MVP here – the brownie maker extraordinaire! 🍫👩‍⚖️ Courtrooms could definitely use more sweet treats and less legal jargon! Who needs justice when you have brownies, am I right? 😜 #BrowniesForJustice"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'fight fire with fire' strategy, but with ice cream 🍦! Because clearly, the solution to an upset stomach is simply more ice cream, right? 😅 Who needs logic when you can have two bowls of deliciousness instead!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

  Commentary:
  "If life gives you lemons, ask for chocolate! 🍫🔪 The ultimate sweet escape from the bitter end! 😄 #DeathByChocolateGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

  Commentary:
  🍦🤫 Welcome to the scoop-tastic world of The Inside Scoop – where we dish out frozen secrets and creamy conspiracies! Join our exclusive club for a brain freeze with a side of mystery. Just remember, what happens at The Inside Scoop, stays at The Inside Scoop! 😉🔒 #IceCreamMystery #SecretScoops

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