Funny disease quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

  Commentary:
  "Living with the 'rare skin disease' called perfect must be rough… I mean, who wouldn't want flawless skin all day, every day? 💁‍♂️✨ Just remember, imperfections make us unique and interesting. Embrace the quirks, darling! 😉🌟"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities, am I right? 🕰️👟 Who needs to save the world when you can save your shoe collection instead? #TimeTravelGoals"

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