Funny dry quotes

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If you're doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you're probably even more boring without alcohol.

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Dry January is so funny. People are like, "How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?"

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025