Funny dry quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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