13 Funny dry quotes

• Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

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• Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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  change, drinking, dry, Dry January, February, fun, humor, January, month, play, play on words, seasonal, seasonal change, sopping, Sopping Wet February, wet, words

• I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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• Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

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  alcohol, doing, dry, Dry January, humor, January, joke, mean, sense, sense of humor

• Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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  boredom, caught, checking, dry, humor, i, loneliness, myself, phone, weather

• If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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• Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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• Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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  being, body, bra, discomfort, dry, dry body, fitness, funny moment, fury, hell, humor, just, moment, relatable, showered, sports, sports bra, struggle, workout

• It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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  art, boredom, boring, dry, gallery, going, humor, interest, irony, just, observation, paint, perspective, strange, watching

• Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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  confusion, dry, headache, humor, idea, nap, refreshed, relaxed, rest, sleep, throat, wake, year

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