46 Funny eyes quotes

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  Jan 22, 2025

  Share →: I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the powerful exercise routine of eye rolling – the epitome of cardio for the soul! 🙄💪 Who needs a gym when you can keep those eyes in shape just by staying effortlessly unimpressed?" 😄

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that a life full of pizza could be this overwhelming? 🍕😅 It seems this person has definitely lived life on the cheesy side! Just imagine the adventures they must have had with all those toppings and crusts 😂🍕 Keep the good times rolling, one slice at a time!"

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

  Commentary:
  "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes and secretly plotting her takeover 😏💁‍♀️ Who said women don't have superpowers? 💪👀"

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

  Commentary:
  "Your eyes are homesick for your bed during a yawn, shedding tears of nostalgia 🛏️😥 Who knew yawning could be so emotional?! Time for some cozy bedtime stories to cheer up those sleepy peepers! 📖😴"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs tissues when you have a dog? 🐶❤️ Your furry friend is just helping you with your hydration levels! #DogHugsAreTheBest"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry boys, but my heart is like a GPS – it's already set on a destination that doesn't involve a U-turn! 🚫👀😜"

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