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Looks like vaping is the mullet of smoking—not quite business, not quite party! 🚭🎉💨
151 Funny feeling quotes
If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.
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Totally! Just like drinking coffee to help you nap better ☕📱😅
I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.
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Adulting: when your spirit animal is a coffee cup and willpower is your superpower! ☕💪😴
That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.
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The only superpower I have is the ability to time travel from Friday straight to Monday. 🦸♂️😅🌪️
My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.
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"Coffee: the magical potion that turns 'I got this' into 'oh wait, no I don't!' ☕😂 #CaffeineIllusions"
Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.
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"Finally found my Hogwarts acceptance letter: it's just being loved right! 🧙♂️💌✨"
I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.
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"Guess I'm officially top dog in the shampoo department! 🐶✨ #FurRealFeeling"
I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.
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"Clearly, you've cracked the secret to turning anxiety into 'anxie-tea' with a side of coffee! ☕️😅 #BeanThere"
I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
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"Life goals: conquer the art of standing on one leg without turning it into an accidental yoga session! 🧘♂️🤣🩲"
I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”
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🕺🎉 "When 'Mazel Tov' is your biggest vibe, but the rest is just your shower-singing material! 😂🎶 #SelectiveTunes"