16 Funny forced quotes

• “I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

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  1 day ago

  being, big, eat, environment, food, forced, humor, microplastic, microplastics, plastic, pollution, pollution problem, problem, ready, satire, tired

• Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

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  2 weeks ago

  attitude, born, forced, hater, humor, irony, perspective, understand, understanding

• There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

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  3 weeks ago

  beautiful, being, celibacy, dating, due, existence, forced, frustration, horny, humor, lack, life, living, man, me, men, modern, modern life, woman, women, world, worthy, worthy man

• Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, born, coming, conflict, forced, hater, humor, irony, personality, perspective, understand, understanding, where

• Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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  2 months ago

  anger, chair, comedy, coping, coping mechanism, emotional, emotional regulation, forced, frustration, humor, mechanism, okay, patience, regulation, relief, say, self-control, stress, stress relief, throwing

• I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, forced, humor, interaction, liking, media, online, online interaction, posting, posts, problem, sarcasm, self-confidence, social, social media

• Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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  2 months ago

  born, chance, forced, humor, i, irony, mysterious, personality, quiet, self-deprecating, talkative, whenever

• Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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  2 months ago

  born, forced, frustration, group, group work, hell, humor, interaction, irony, office, office humor, raised, sarcasm, sarcastic, say, social, social interaction, stupid, work, workplace

• Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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  2 months ago

  being, conversation, forced, hitchhiker, humor, interaction, picking, risk, small, small talk, social, social interaction, stranger, talk, travel, worth

• Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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  2 months ago

  adulthood, born, fantasy, forced, humor, Jedi, lightsaber, pay, rent, responsibility, struggle, work

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