I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

β€œAI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.