37 Funny Friday quotes

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  14 hours ago

  Share →: Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

  Commentary:
  "Is it possible to file a complaint with the calendar committee? 🤔 This week needs a serious quality check! 📅🤣"

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

  Commentary:
  "🤣 When you realize Friday is the punchline of the week! #Mood 😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

  Commentary:
  "Friday: When calories and responsibilities magically disappear! 🍩🎉 #HelloWeekend"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Counting down the minutes until Monday like it's a Netflix release! 🎬⏰😂 #WeekendWhereArtThou"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

  Commentary:
  "Who do I talk to about making this a law? ☕️💼✨ #CaffeineRights #PerkMeUp"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

  Commentary:
  Haha, the struggle is real! 😅🗓️ Looks like your weekend was just a distant dream! 😂🙃

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

  Commentary:
  Looks like when I’m president, Thursdays are getting a promotion! 🗳️🎉 Who needs a weekend when you can have a double day off? 😎🇺🇸 Let’s make “Thursday extensions” the new national policy—because everyone deserves a little extra weekend magic! ✨🛌

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew filling out forms could be a crime spree? 😂🔒 #TaxFraudInTraining"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

  Commentary:
  🎉 TGIF! Time to take out the trash… both literally and figuratively! 😂 Remember, one man's trash is another man's treasure… or in this case, just plain trash. Enjoy your Friday night escapades and don't forget to put yourself out there too! 🗑️💃 #TGIF #TrashTalk

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

  Commentary:
  "Realizing it's only Thursday on a Friday really puts the 'fry' in 'Friday' 🍟😂 Hang in there, the weekend is just a day away! #ThursdayThoughts"

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