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33 Funny Friday quotes

Funny Friday quotes capture the excitement and humor of the end of the workweek! πŸŽ‰πŸ˜‚ From witty remarks about the anticipation of the weekend to playful takes on Friday’s unique vibe, these quotes celebrate the joy of finally reaching the end of the week. Enjoy a laugh and kick off your weekend with a smile! πŸ˜„πŸΉ

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  • Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

    Commentary:
    “Who do I talk to about making this a law? ☕️💼✨ #CaffeineRights #PerkMeUp”

  • I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

    Commentary:
    Haha, the struggle is real! 😅🗓️ Looks like your weekend was just a distant dream! 😂🙃

  • When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

    Commentary:
    Looks like when I’m president, Thursdays are getting a promotion! 🗳️🎉 Who needs a weekend when you can have a double day off? 😎🇺🇸 Let’s make “Thursday extensions” the new national policy—because everyone deserves a little extra weekend magic! ✨🛌

  • Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew filling out forms could be a crime spree? 😂🔒 #TaxFraudInTraining”

  • Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

    Commentary:
    🎉 TGIF! Time to take out the trash… both literally and figuratively! 😂 Remember, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure… or in this case, just plain trash. Enjoy your Friday night escapades and don’t forget to put yourself out there too! 🗑️💃 #TGIF #TrashTalk

  • Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

    Commentary:
    “Realizing it’s only Thursday on a Friday really puts the ‘fry’ in ‘Friday’ 🍟😂 Hang in there, the weekend is just a day away! #ThursdayThoughts”

  • Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

    Commentary:
    “Don’t fret! 🌟 The cavalry is on its way in the form of three mighty warriors: Friday, Saturday, and Sunday! ⚔️ Brace yourselves for the impending arrival of the weekend heroes! 💥”

  • Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

    Commentary:
    “Well, it’s a true struggle trying to stick to healthy eating when there’s a holiday or a day of the week involved. It’s like they have it out for our diets! Maybe we need a new calendar that only has days labeled as ‘Salad Day’ to keep us on track.”

  • There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a Thesaurus when you’ve got Friday? Boom shakalaka indeed – the day that brings out our inner dancing emoji! 🎉💃 #Friyay”

  • Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

    Commentary:
    Looks like someone’s really keeping track of the days…or not! 😂📅 It’s a whole new level of schedule confusion! Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel: “The Case of the Missing Weekend.” 🕵️‍♂️✨

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