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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ό has shared:

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡³ has copied:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡° has copied:

Running from your problems is cardio.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¬ has shared:

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡» has downloaded:

God, please β€” if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡ͺ has shared:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¦ has viewed:

I need a break from me.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Έ has shared:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Breaking via WeChat:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Breaking via Discord:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Going viral on Twitch:

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

Going viral on Slack:

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

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86 shares on X this month:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with β€œWelcome back everyone”?

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

28 shares on Discord this month:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

78 shares on X this month:

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

67 shares on X this month:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

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The art of letting whoever think whatever.

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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

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Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¬ has shared:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡± has downloaded:

Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡· has copied:

I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ has shared:

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ά has viewed:

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬ has copied:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡« has downloaded:

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Making waves on Instagram:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Making waves on Slack:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Just shared via WeChat:

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

Trending via X:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Going viral on X:

Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

Just landed via X:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Making waves on Threads:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Trending via Slack:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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