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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Making waves on Instagram:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Just landed via YouTube:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I run a parody bank account.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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Funny Friday quotes capture the excitement and humor of the end of the workweek! 🎉😂 From witty remarks about the anticipation of the weekend to playful takes on Friday’s unique vibe, these quotes celebrate the joy of finally reaching the end of the week. Enjoy a laugh and kick off your weekend with a smile! 😄🍹

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Breaking via Discord:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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