Funny quotes friendship

88 Funny friendship quotes

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

2 weeks ago

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

2 weeks ago

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

3 weeks ago

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

4 weeks ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

1 month ago

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

1 month ago

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

1 month ago

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

1 month ago

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

1 month ago

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

1 month ago

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

1 month ago

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

1 month ago

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

1 month ago

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

2 months ago

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

2 months ago

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

2 months ago

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

2 months ago

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

3 months ago

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

3 months ago

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

3 months ago