161 Funny friendship quotes

• One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?

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  anniversary, awkward, awkward question, boundary, breasts, friends, friendship, friendship anniversary, humor, personal, personal boundary, question, seen, year

• I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

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  always, bigger, character, character flaw, eater, flaw, flaws, friends, friendship, humor, i, picky, picky eater, problem, problems

• Little do my friends know they’re healing me every time we hang out.

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  every, friend, friends, friendship, hang, hangout, healing, humor, know, little, me, support, time

• Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

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  bond, college, conversation, forming, friendship, humor, interaction, people, powerful, social, social interaction, talk, twice, unspoken

• Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

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  communication, depressing, finds, friendship, humor, letter, life, pal, pen, pen pal, prison, too, us, want, writing

• I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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  absolutely, anything, communication, except, excuse, friends, friendship, honesty, humor, i, just, know, loyalty, message, need, procrastination, reply, texting

• If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

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  appreciate, appreciation, communication, drunk, drunk text, friendship, humor, intoxication, message, someone, straight, text, texting, texts, think, thought

• Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

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  boyfriend, conversation, darkness, friend, friendship, hello, humor, i, joke, me, old, rejection, relationship

• School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

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  anyone, friendship, gathering, honesty, humor, just, know, life, life success, missing, nobody, nostalgia, reunion, scam, school, school reunion, social, social gathering, success, want

• Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

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  before, breakup, broke, communication, computer, computers, friend, friendship, humor, mutual, mutual friend, night, printer, printers, relationship, technology, treat

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