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  • We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like we’re gonna need a timeshare agreement for the swing pushes! 😆⏳🎡”

  • Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

    Commentary:
    “Manifesting my inner nepo baby—4 jobs and 0 yachts to show for it! 🛍️🛥️💸 #WhereDidIGoWrong”

  • Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

    Commentary:
    “Mission accomplished if you get a smile! If they block you… well, at least you’re memorable! 😄🚫😂”

  • Friends with consequences.

    Commentary:
    “When you agree to Netflix and chill, but forget the ‘Netflix’ part. 😅📺❌”

  • I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

    Commentary:
    Haha, so you’re saying FaceTime’s like a VIP club? 😄📱💘 Better be on that exclusive list!

  • What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

    Commentary:
    Well, clearly your thoughts are loud enough to reach the universe — just not your texts! 🤔📱 Maybe your brain is on “thought mode” but the “reply” button is on airplane mode. 😂✨

  • Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the classic third-wheel dilemma! 🚴‍♂️ Being the uninvited guest at the best friend’s brunch is like trying to enjoy popcorn in a firework show—sure, you’re there, but you’re definitely not the star. 🍿🔥 Sometimes, third wheeling feels more like being the awkward punctuation in a love story—necessary, but often misunderstood. 😅 Still, hey, at least you’re getting a front-row seat to comedy at its finest! 🎬😂

  • Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

    Commentary:
    🤣 “Told my homie I was ‘going through it’ and he just said ‘go around it’.” Sometimes the simplest solutions are the funniest! This friend clearly believes in taking the scenic route to problem-solving. 🛣️😂

  • If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

    Commentary:
    🤣 “If you ever go for a walk with me, be prepared for some unintentional bumping! I like to add a little zigzag to keep things interesting. Who needs a straight line anyway? Let’s keep it lively and bumpy together! 🚶‍♂️🤷‍♀️”

  • Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

    Commentary:
    “Adult friendships be like: “Our plans are as flexible as a yoga instructor on a hot day” 💁‍♀️⏰😂 #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest”

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