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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

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Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

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You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

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You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

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Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

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As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor β€œYou gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Reported on Twitch:

What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

Just landed via Facebook:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Trending via YouTube:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Going viral on Slack:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Going viral on WeChat:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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I get writer’s block responding to people.

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You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

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Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

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My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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The spelling of β€œbourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

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Making waves on Instagram:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

Spotted on Twitch:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Seen just now on Threads:

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Breaking via Discord:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Reported on X:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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