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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.
3 weeks ago
Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.
3 months ago
What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.
3 months ago
You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.
3 months ago