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Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

Seen just now on Slack:

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

Trending via Pinterest:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Going viral on Messenger:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Going viral on X:

Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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Funny funny experience quotes are the perfect way to turn life’s little mishaps into moments of laughter 😂✨ Whether you’ve tripped on air or mixed up your coffee order ☕️🙃, these witty sayings remind us that humor is the best medicine. Ready to giggle through the chaos? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes on those unforgettable, silly moments we all share! 🎉🤣

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52 shares on TikTok this month:

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

40 shares on Threads this month:

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

25 shares on Discord this month:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

13 shares on X this month:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

91 shares on X this month:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

57 shares on X this month:

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

97 shares on Instagram this month:

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Not again. I mean good morning.

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Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Adding lol to things is good feng shui.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Just shared via Telegram:

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Spotted on Reddit:

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

Trending via Slack:

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

Just shared via Slack:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Just shared via Reddit:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Spotted on Messenger:

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

Just landed via TikTok:

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.

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