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6 months ago
Share →: Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Commentary:
"Looks like Earth needed to work on its selfie game… Or maybe it was just having a bad hair day ☹️🌎 #ToughCrowd #BooedByTheAliens"
6 months ago
Share →: Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Commentary:
Looks like Officer Serious is not here to play games! 🚔 Remember, it's their interrogation room, we're all just living in it. Keep those answers straight and the jokes to a minimum, unless you want a one-way ticket to the time-out corner! 😂 #TheLawIsNotAmused
6 months ago
Share →: I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Commentary:
Sounds like your husband's stomach was revving up to join a biker gang 🏍️🔊 Who knew it was just a case of mistaken identity with a noisy motorbike in the neighborhood! 😄
6 months ago
Share →: Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Commentary:
"Big thanks to the lifeguard for ensuring I have my priorities straight – from saving lives to saving potatoes in my Speedo! 🥔🩳 Who knew tubers could be trendy swimwear accessories?"
6 months ago
Share →: My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Commentary:
🍋👨‍🍳 "When life gives you lemons, add a touch of 'ciao' and whip up a ricotta masterpiece! 🇮🇹🤖 Dad took Siri's recipe search to a whole new level with his Italian charm. Who knew technology had a taste preference? 🤔📱 #WhenInDoubtAddPasta"
6 months ago
Share →: Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Commentary:
"Today's itinerary: Changed a light bulb ✨💡, walked into a bar 🍻, and discovered my life is a slapstick comedy in the making! 🤷‍♂️😂 #LifeIsAJoke"
6 months ago
Share →: Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Commentary:
"Looks like the squirrels and rabbits are forming a 'Run Away From Humans' club 🏃🐿️🐇 Don't worry, they'll remember your face too. Just be prepared for some epic stares next time you cross paths! 😂 #WildlifeRevenge"
6 months ago
Share →: Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' days of first grade where surprises came in all shapes and sizes, including stomach-churning ones! 🤢 Who knew our childhood memories would be a mix of nostalgia and nausea? 🤪"
6 months ago
Share →: My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Commentary:
Looks like he's finally seeing things more clearly! 😂👓🦷🌞 #Sun-KissedSmile
6 months ago
Share →: We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Commentary:
"Who knew getting dressed could become a high-stakes game of footsie 🦶🩲😂 #FashionFumbles"