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"Ah, the classic political strategy: convince everyone that you're the only honest one in a sea of deception! 🕵️♂️🤥 Who knew the key to trust was a well-crafted conspiracy theory? 😂 Just remember, it's all fun and games until people start questioning if even you are lying about lying! 🤔🤫 #TrustNoOne"
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- My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.
- I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.
- I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.
- I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.
- I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.
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Looks like your New Year's resolution of gaining life experiences took a wrong turn and instead you gained a few pounds! 🍔🍕 But remember, you're not just gaining weight, you're gaining gravitational pull too! 💪😄 #NewYearNewMeNotSoMuch -
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"Ah, the good old days when eating a slice of cake felt like a workout for your metabolism 🍰💪 Now, it seems like even the mere *thought* of food makes the scale jump up! 🍔🚫 #ForkResistance"
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- I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.
- The only thing I gained this year is weight.
- If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.
- Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.
- I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.
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