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Funny genius quotes

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we're constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
They say we learn from our mistakes, that's why I'm making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius.

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025