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Funny genius quotes

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

7 days ago

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

4 weeks ago

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

1 month ago

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

3 months ago

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

3 months ago

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

3 months ago

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

3 months ago