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The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

Making waves on WeChat:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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Funny genius quotes 🤓💡 blend wit and wisdom in the most unexpected ways! They turn brainy thoughts into laugh-out-loud moments 😂🎉, proving that being smart doesn’t mean you can’t be silly. Ready to tickle your funny bone while boosting your brainpower? Let’s dive into some clever, hilarious gems that make genius downright entertaining! 🚀🧠✨

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4 weeks ago
Share →: They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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Leveling up my genius points, one blunder at a time! 😂🧠✨
4 months ago
Share →: The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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"Who says you can't have it all? She's a tightrope walker juggling madness and brilliance like a boss! 🤹‍♀️🤪🧠 #BalanceGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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🤔💡 "They say we learn from our mistakes, that's why I'm making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius." 🧠 Keep making mistakes, and one day you might just stumble into brilliance! Just call it 'accidental genius' 😉🌟 #LearningTheGeniusWay
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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Oh, the dreaded combo of ignorance and arrogance! 🤦‍♂️ It's like a recipe for disaster served with a side of misguided confidence. 🤯 Watch out for those self-proclaimed geniuses who couldn't tell the difference between a duck and a chicken! 🦆🐔 #IgnoranceIsNotBliss
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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Looks like the architect was having a "parking day" when designing these garages! 🏗️😈🚗 #GeniusOrSadist
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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"Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else's microwave, then suddenly it's a kitchen version of a Rubik's cube 🧐🤔🔥 Don't underestimate the complexity of reheating leftovers in foreign territory! 😂🍲🕒"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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"Imagine the chaos if evil geniuses decided to join forces with evil idiots – we'd be in for a wild, nonsensical ride! 🤯🦹‍♂️🤪 Let's hope common sense prevails over the reign of foolishness! 😅👑"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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Whoever named it road rage obviously missed a golden opportunity to say "locomotive" – now that's some next-level wordplay! 🚗💥🚂 Let's pave the way for some locomotive fury on the highways! 🚗🚋😂

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Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

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You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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They should invent a good thing that happens.

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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Just landed via Discord:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Live now on WhatsApp:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Just shared via Threads:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Going viral on Slack:

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Just landed via YouTube:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Making waves on Discord:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Just landed via Facebook:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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