Funny genius quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't have it all? She's a tightrope walker juggling madness and brilliance like a boss! 🤹‍♀️🤪🧠 #BalanceGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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  🤔💡 "They say we learn from our mistakes, that's why I'm making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius." 🧠 Keep making mistakes, and one day you might just stumble into brilliance! Just call it 'accidental genius' 😉🌟 #LearningTheGeniusWay

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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  Oh, the dreaded combo of ignorance and arrogance! 🤦‍♂️ It's like a recipe for disaster served with a side of misguided confidence. 🤯 Watch out for those self-proclaimed geniuses who couldn't tell the difference between a duck and a chicken! 🦆🐔 #IgnoranceIsNotBliss

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the architect was having a "parking day" when designing these garages! 🏗️😈🚗 #GeniusOrSadist

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

  Commentary:
  "Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else's microwave, then suddenly it's a kitchen version of a Rubik's cube 🧐🤔🔥 Don't underestimate the complexity of reheating leftovers in foreign territory! 😂🍲🕒"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the chaos if evil geniuses decided to join forces with evil idiots – we'd be in for a wild, nonsensical ride! 🤯🦹‍♂️🤪 Let's hope common sense prevails over the reign of foolishness! 😅👑"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

  Commentary:
  Whoever named it road rage obviously missed a golden opportunity to say "locomotive" – now that's some next-level wordplay! 🚗💥🚂 Let's pave the way for some locomotive fury on the highways! 🚗🚋😂

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