Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: "You're a pain in the ass!"

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Commentary:
Well, if your guardian angel is resorting to name-calling, it's clear you might be testing their patience a tad too much! 😇👼 Hopefully, your next encounter involves more praise and less annoyance! 😂 #AngelProblems

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

Commentary:
"Who needs a sugar daddy when you can have a glucose guardian? Keeping it sweet and scientific! 🍬🧪 #sweetandsavvy"