Funny guardian quotes

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  1 month ago

  View →: I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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