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"Breaking hearts should tank your FICO! 💔📉 #RelationshipCreditScore"
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- When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.
- Strict parents raise good liars.
- If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
- I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.
- Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.
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"When the brain takes a vacation, but the mouth decides to work overtime! 🤪🗣️ #NoFilter #Oops" -
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"Why would I lie? 🤥 Oh wait, I lie all the time! 😂 It's the perfect alibi – just add a sprinkle of sarcasm and a dash of mischief! 🔥 #WittyFibber" -
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"Oh, I see we share the same 'say now, think later' philosophy! 🙊 Just total improvisation here, folks. Surprise! 🤷♂️ Who needs a filter when you have a spontaneous burst of brilliance waiting to be unleashed? 😂" -
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🏆 And the award for Best Performance in Dental Deception goes to… *drumroll* YOU! 🎬🍭 Just imagine the acceptance speech: "I would like to thank my sweet tooth for always being there, even when I had to pretend it didn't exist in the dentist's chair." 😂 #OscarWorthyPerformance #NoCandyConfessions -
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"Being nice is just my default setting because let's face it, my face does most of the talking for me 😜🤷♂️ #uglybutkind"
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- Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.
- I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.
- Fries, not lies.
- I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.
- Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.
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