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I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

2 months ago

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

3 months ago

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

3 months ago

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

3 months ago

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

3 months ago

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

3 months ago

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

3 months ago

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

3 months ago

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

3 months ago

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

3 months ago

It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

3 months ago

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

3 months ago

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

3 months ago

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

3 months ago

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

3 months ago

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

3 months ago

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

3 months ago

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

3 months ago

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

3 months ago

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

3 months ago