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  • I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

    Commentary:
    “Why would I lie? 🤥 Oh wait, I lie all the time! 😂 It’s the perfect alibi – just add a sprinkle of sarcasm and a dash of mischief! 🔥 #WittyFibber”

  • Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, I see we share the same ‘say now, think later’ philosophy! 🙊 Just total improvisation here, folks. Surprise! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs a filter when you have a spontaneous burst of brilliance waiting to be unleashed? 😂”

  • Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the loser club doubled in size but forgot to send out the memo! 🤪🎤 #TellingItLikeItIs”

  • I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

    Commentary:
    🏆 And the award for Best Performance in Dental Deception goes to… *drumroll* YOU! 🎬🍭 Just imagine the acceptance speech: “I would like to thank my sweet tooth for always being there, even when I had to pretend it didn’t exist in the dentist’s chair.” 😂 #OscarWorthyPerformance #NoCandyConfessions

  • I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

    Commentary:
    “Being nice is just my default setting because let’s face it, my face does most of the talking for me 😜🤷‍♂️ #uglybutkind”

  • Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

    Commentary:
    “Attention everyone: the red dot isn’t just a fashion statement, it’s also a surveillance system! 🕵️‍♀️🔴 Better watch your words around Indian girls, lest you become the star of their next reality TV show! 😂 #RedDotConfidential”

  • Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the age-old wisdom of keeping your lips sealed… until the liquid courage kicks in! 🍷🙊 Why do we always give in to the temptation to spill the tea when our inhibitions are floating away with each sip? It’s like our mouths have a secret pact with alcohol to air out all the forbidden thoughts! 🤭💬 Next time you feel the urge to share a little too much, just blame it on the spirits – both the liquid kind and the

  • Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

    Commentary:
    🍫 “Playing a real-life game of ‘Hide and Seek’ with my kids – except this time, the chocolate is the master of disguise! It’s like a delicious treasure hunt in reverse…or maybe I just have exceptional snack-hiding skills! 😄 #parentingadventures”

  • Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the classic case of ‘think before you speak’ failing spectacularly! 🙊😂 It seems like foot-in-mouth syndrome strikes again. Maybe next time, a filter will miraculously appear 🤔😅.”

  • “Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, ‘Made with love‘ doesn’t necessarily mean it’s germ-free! 🥄😜 #CookingConfessions”

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