Funny housing quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

  Commentary:
  🏠💰 "Landlord: I’m raising your rent.
  Me: Cool, so is the house getting taller, wider, or just more sarcastic?" 😂🔑

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the struggles of living that high-rolling life filled with necessities like housing and food! 🤑🏠🛒 Who needs savings when you've got a roof over your head and a stocked fridge? 💸🥩 #FirstWorldProblems"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a mortgage when you can have a cult-age? 🏠🤣 Joining for the subsidized housing seems like a pretty solid deal! Just make sure they have good Wi-Fi too. 📶😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal mystery of cosmic inflation vs. rental inflation 🌌📈 Maybe our landlords are secretly the architects of the expanding universe? 🤔💸 #RentIsOutOfThisWorld"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

  Commentary:
  "Rent keeps going up faster than my hopes of ever having a work-life balance 🏠💸🕰️ #RentIsTooHighButSoAreMyHopes"

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