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Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

Going viral on X:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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Funny housing quotes

Funny housing quotes bring a hilarious twist to the ups and downs of home life 🏡😂 Whether you’re moving, decorating, or just surviving the chaos, these witty lines add a sprinkle of humor to every room 🎉🛋️ Ready to laugh through the mess and celebrate the quirks of living spaces? Let’s dive into some lighthearted fun that every homeowner and renter will relate to! 😄🔑✨

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23 hours ago
Share →: Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Commentary:
😂 Ah, the price of free rent—watching the same TV shows as your parents just to keep the peace! 📺😅
3 days ago
Share →: Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Commentary:
When adulthood slaps you with a rent check, and suddenly that "haunted" complex looks like a castle 🏚️👉🏰 #MillennialStruggles 😅💸
2 weeks ago
Share →: Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Commentary:
When you realize their Netflix password was the real prize all along 🎬🔑😆
1 month ago
Share →: Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Commentary:
🏠💰 "Landlord: I’m raising your rent.
Me: Cool, so is the house getting taller, wider, or just more sarcastic?" 😂🔑
4 months ago
Share →: My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Commentary:
"Oh, the struggles of living that high-rolling life filled with necessities like housing and food! 🤑🏠🛒 Who needs savings when you've got a roof over your head and a stocked fridge? 💸🥩 #FirstWorldProblems"
4 months ago
Share →: Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

Commentary:
"Who needs a mortgage when you can have a cult-age? 🏠🤣 Joining for the subsidized housing seems like a pretty solid deal! Just make sure they have good Wi-Fi too. 📶😄"
6 months ago
Share →: If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal mystery of cosmic inflation vs. rental inflation 🌌📈 Maybe our landlords are secretly the architects of the expanding universe? 🤔💸 #RentIsOutOfThisWorld"
6 months ago
Share →: The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

Commentary:
"Rent keeps going up faster than my hopes of ever having a work-life balance 🏠💸🕰️ #RentIsTooHighButSoAreMyHopes"

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The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

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My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Reported on Twitch:

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Live now on Pinterest:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Going viral on Discord:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

Live now on Messenger:

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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