11 Funny housing quotes

• Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

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  3 weeks ago

  financial, financial struggle, housing, humor, i, irony, just, money, paid, place, rent, starve, starving, struggle, survival, warm, warmth

• Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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  2 months ago

  adulting, family, family life, free, free housing, house, housing, humor, independence, life, living, living with parents, parents, pay, sarcasm, soul

• Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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  2 months ago

  afford, affordability, apartment, being, childhood, complex, financial, financial struggle, finding, housing, kid, live, living, living situation, means, millennial, nostalgia, shady, situation, struggle, thought

• Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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  2 months ago

  arrangement, dating, dynamics, having, hobby, housing, humor, interest, joke, living, living arrangement, person, place, relationship, roommate, social, social dynamics, stay

• Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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  2 months ago

  am, bigger, getting, house, housing, humor, i, joke, landlord, me, misunderstanding, money, raising, rent, response, sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcastic response, wit

• My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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  2 months ago

  ability, buying, expenses, extravagant, getting, grocery, housing, humor, irony, lifestyle, money, paying, save, save money

• Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

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  2 months ago

  cult, decision, housing, humor, irony, just, lifestyle, subsidized

• If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

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  2 months ago

  economics, expand, expansion, going, housing, humor, irony, keep, life, rent, universe

• The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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  2 months ago

  cost, cost of living, economy, faster, financial, financial stress, grown, growth, housing, living, money, overtime, pay, rent, stress, thing, work

• Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

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  3 months ago

  affordability, affordable, affordable housing, Earth, estate, housing, housing affordability, housing market, living, market, neighborhood, nothing, rare, rare earth, real, real estate, urban, urban living, walkable, walkable neighborhood

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