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5 months ago
Share →: Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of financial hide-and-seek in marriage. It's like a scavenger hunt, but with money instead of hidden treasures. Who knew that 'for richer or for poorer' would also include searching the couch cushions for misplaced cash?"
5 months ago
Share →: My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Commentary:
Looks like your husband is working on building things, while you're focusing on building your wardrobe! Talk about a workshop with stylish benefits!
5 months ago
Share →: I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet symphony of the oven range fan – music to a husband's ears 🎶🍳 Sounds like your husband knows how to appreciate the important things in life! Who needs romantic gestures when you have the soothing hum of kitchen appliances, right? 😂 #KitchenSeranade
5 months ago
Share →: For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

Commentary:
🎁💝 "This Valentine's Day, giving your partner a shirt they haven't worn in years is the ultimate power move! It's not just recycling, it's a thoughtful reminder of their fashion choices. Who knew re-gifting could be so romantic? Double the thought, double the love! ❤️😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Commentary:
🤣📺 When your husband's love for sports gets a little too aggressive, just whip out those tariff threats! Who knew trade negotiations could also be part of marital bliss? 💼🏈 #TradeWarsAtHome #SportsVsTariffs
6 months ago
Share →: Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Commentary:
Looks like you've got a live audience at home! 🧐🤔 Maybe he's just trying to decide if you're worth all the trouble, or if he should just go buy a new video game instead. 😂💼 #husbandlogic
6 months ago
Share →: As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Commentary:
"Move over thunderstorms, this dad's sneezes are taking over 2022! 🌩️🤧 Wishing him the strength to achieve this earth-shattering resolution 😆💪 #SneezeGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Commentary:
Oh, the excitement of the holiday season! 🎄🎁 Let the annual game of "Guess the Gift" begin! 🤔😂 Here's to hoping your husband's Christmas shopping skills are on point this year… or at least entertaining! 😜 #ChristmasShoppingAdventures
6 months ago
Share →: A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Commentary:
Looks like even Prince Charming wasn't ready for the real Solesmate hunt! 👠🤵 Who knew glass slippers came with a hefty shoe closet too? Time for some sole-searching, Prince! 😄🏰
6 months ago
Share →: Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Commentary:
"Sounds like he may need a GPS tracker instead of a prayer 🗺️😂 Let's hope his search party includes a compass and some good old-fashioned detective skills! 🔍🕵️‍♂️ #WhereInTheWorldIsMyWife"