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Santa's workshop clearly skipped the class on budget management 😂🎅💸
5670 Funny i quotes
Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.
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That kid thinking about the good old days of nap time and snack breaks 😂🍪🍼
Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.
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“When your music taste gets ahead of your history notes 😂🎶📚”
If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’
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Haha, that's one way to keep the mystery alive! 😂🤔📅
This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.
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Next year's performance has already been nominated for the Drama Desk Awards! 🎭😂
I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.
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Looks like their plan worked a little too well! 😅🙈🎉
I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.
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Ah, the good old days when popping into Lidl felt like committing treason! 🛒😂🔍
If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.
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Nailed it! Let's just hope he doesn't break out into a dance mid-build. 🚧🕺🔨
I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.
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Looks like my version of "long story short" includes a director's cut! 🎬😂📚
It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.
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Sounds like a win to me! Nothing lowers stress like avoiding mysterious creatures in the closet. 😅🎉