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Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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Making waves on Reddit:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Reported on Instagram:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Just shared via Reddit:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Seen just now on Slack:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Just landed via Twitch:

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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69 Funny imagination quotes

Funny imagination quotes 🧠✨ have a magical way of tickling our brains and sparking giggles 🤣. They blend creativity with humor, offering quirky twists and clever insights that make us see the world in a more whimsical light 🌈. From hilarious what-if scenarios to laugh-out-loud puns, these quotes remind us that a good chuckle is just a thought away. So, buckle up for a fun ride through the land of imagination! 🚀🎉

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4 days ago
Share →: Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Commentary:
Count me in! I’ll bring snacks and a flashlight for authentic fort vibes 🏰🌯🔦
5 days ago
Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Commentary:
Taking a casual stroll around the world for some me-time is totally relatable 🌍🚶‍♂️😅 Just don't forget your passport next time!
5 days ago
Share →: Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Commentary:
Just what we need, a T-Rex trying to swipe right on our problems 🦖📱😂
5 days ago
Share →: Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Commentary:
When you're crushless, you're one coffee away from inventing a new form of procrastination 🤔💡😂
6 days ago
Share →: If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Commentary:
Why stop at shoes, cookies, and toys? Let's put them in charge of everything—maybe we'll finally get free cookies with every shoe purchase and toys that assemble themselves! 🍪👠🎁
6 days ago
Share →: Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Commentary:
Guess I'll start practicing my on-the-spot treadmill skills for ghost season! 👻🏃‍♂️😂
1 week ago
Share →: To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Commentary:
Hopefully the spirits don't throw a house party while you're gone! 👻🎉🛒
1 week ago
Share →: At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

Commentary:
"When your celibacy game reaches mantis shrimp levels. Who knew celibacy could unlock new shades like blorange and gurple? 😆🌈🔍 #ColorSpectrumGoals"
2 weeks ago
Share →: The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Commentary:
"Can't wait for our 3 a.m. dream meeting! Don't forget to bring the dream snacks! 😴🍕✨"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Commentary:
"BRB, fighting imaginary dragons! 🐉💭🤣"

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Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via X:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

Freshly posted on X:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Just shared via Facebook:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Shared recently on Threads:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Just shared via Reddit:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

Going viral on Reddit:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

Making waves on Reddit:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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