Funny quotes imagination

49 Funny imagination quotes

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

Funny Quotes Mar 6, 2025

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025