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Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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Just landed via Instagram:

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

Going viral on TikTok:

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

Shared recently on X:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Breaking via TikTok:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

Going viral on Messenger:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

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30 shares on YouTube this month:

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

18 shares on X this month:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

84 shares on Discord this month:

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

70 shares on Discord this month:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

63 shares on Reddit this month:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

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The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

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“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

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As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

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A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

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If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Snapchat:

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Just shared via YouTube:

Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

Shared recently on TikTok:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

Seen just now on Slack:

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Seen just now on Slack:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

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