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Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

The people who “don’t have time” and the people who “always find time” have the same amount of time.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Trending via Facebook:

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Is this art or trash?

Just landed via Twitch:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Spotted on Threads:

This year, the feliz is not navidading.

Trending via Facebook:

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

Going viral on WeChat:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

97 shares on X this month:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

48 shares on X this month:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

62 shares on X this month:

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

71 shares on Threads this month:

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

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Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

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Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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Situation monitoring is not for the uncaffeinated.

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If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Reddit:

My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Breaking via Facebook:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

Making waves on YouTube:

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Just shared via Threads:

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

Shared recently on Threads:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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