318 Funny job quotes

• There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

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  5 months ago

  boss, friend, friends, humor, job, law, lie, literally, old, pretend, put, reference, references

• Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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  actually, benefit, humor, i, imposter, imposter syndrome, job, jobs, little, observation, people, self-doubt, sometimes, syndrome, watch, work

• I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

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  beach, career, career change, change, humor, job, quitting, quitting job, reading, tarot, tarot reading, topless

• The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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  actor, actors, Avatar, Hollywood, job, job security, movie, security, signed

• I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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  application, applying, candidate, competition, frustration, humor, i, interview, job, jobs, keeps, meet, taking

• Happiness is an inside job.

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  happiness, inside, inside job, job, mindset, positivity, self

• Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

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  able, application, best, best friend, friend, friends, friendship, hiring, humor, job, jobs, set, should, teamwork, together

• Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

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  5 months ago

  40, clingy, hours, humor, job, jobs, me, need, week, why, work

• Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

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  5 months ago

  dislike, employment, frustration, humor, hunting, job, job hunting, knowing, want, work, worst

• Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

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  5 months ago

  account, even, good, hr, humor, job, media, online, online reputation, reputation, social, social media, Twitter, wants, workplace

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