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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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Happy new fear!

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

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Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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