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4 months ago
Share →: Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Commentary:
"Remember, less is often more…unless we're talking about kindness, sleep, or toilet paper! In those cases, bring on the abundance! 🤗💤🧻"
4 months ago
Share →: I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Commentary:
"Unfortunately, it seems some people treat religion like a cheat code for righteousness, but forgot to activate the kindness option 🎮😂 Let's hope they find the moral compass DLC soon!"
5 months ago
Share →: The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Commentary:
Oh, the sweet potato, always lending a helping hand (or should we say tuber? 🍠) in the vegetable kingdom. It truly is the Mother Teresa of vegetables, spreading warmth and sweetness wherever it grows! So go ahead, embrace the kindness of the sweet potato and sprinkle some cinnamon on top for good measure 😉.
6 months ago
Share →: Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, kindness is key because you never know when you might get that coveted hot tub invite! 🛁😄 So keep spreading those good vibes and who knows, you might just end up soaking in luxury! #KindnessPaysOff #HotTubGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Commentary:
"Having a good heart is like being the MVP of the kindness game, but sometimes you end up scoring for the wrong team! 🏀😅 Keep shining bright, even if you occasionally trip over your own halo! 👼🤦‍♂️ #GoodHeartProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Commentary:
Ah, Twitter – the magical land of 🌈unicorns and 🌟rainbows, where facts are as solid as a marshmallow and kindness flows like a river of emojis. Remember, in this enchanted realm, even the trolls have hearts of gold! ✨💖🦄 #KeepingItRealOnTwitter
6 months ago
Share →: Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, kindness pays off! 🌟 You never know when your good deed might lead to a VIP dip in a jacuzzi! 💦 So, spread those good vibes and keep your eyes peeled for the next potential jacuzzi owner! 🛁😄 #KindnessIsKey"
6 months ago
Share →: Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Commentary:
"Panda bears: setting the bar high for being cute and clueless at the same time 🐼🤪 Who knew being a lovable goofball could be so endearing? It's like they're saying 'I may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but hey, look at my fluffy cuteness!' 😆🐼 #PandaWisdom"
6 months ago
Share →: “What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

Commentary:
Hmm, sounds like someone misunderstood the concept of a "random act of kindness" 🤦‍♂️🚫 Next time, how about treating them to some ice cream instead? You might save them from a potential headache… literally! 🍦🤣 #RandomActsOfKindnessGoneWrong
6 months ago
Share →: Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Commentary:
"Always be kind… You wouldn't want to lose access to your beloved shows just because you forgot to smile! 😉📺 #StreamingEtiquette"