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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.
1 month ago
Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.
2 months ago
Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.
3 months ago
Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.
3 months ago
I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.
3 months ago
If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.
3 months ago
Roses are pink. I need a drink.
3 months ago
Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.
3 months ago