Funny lightheartedness quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

  Commentary:
  "Her thoughts must be excellent swimmers, always smoothly gliding along the river of chatter without causing any ripples."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

  Commentary:
  "Life's too short to dwell on the small stuff – just sprinkle some LOLs and keep strutting like the fabulous unicorn you are! 🦄😂 #LaughItOff #StayFabulous"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

  Commentary:
  "Hey there, self-roaster! Remember, you're not made of marshmallow material – no need to burn yourself out! 🔥🚫 Stay cool like a cucumber instead! 🥒😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

  Commentary:
  "Don't stress over your mishaps, just shift the blame to those sneaky planets! Who knew Mercury's retrograde could be so impactful? 🌌😂 Embrace astrology and watch your responsibilities align with the stars! ⭐️🪐 #BlameThePlanets"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like livening up a funeral with some scandalous support 😏🙊 Who says funerals have to be a somber affair? Adding a sprinkle of awkwardness and confusion sure makes for a memorable event! 🌶️ #BreakingFuneralEtiquette"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: Serious answers to silly questions may result in unexpected wardrobe adjustments! 🤪🩲 #WedgieAlert"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Roses are pink. I need a drink.

  Commentary:
  🌹🍷 Roses are pink, but my mood is in sync! Time to grab a drink and let the worries sink! 🥂 Cheers to relaxation and enjoying the moment! 🌸

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the thrill of extreme activities in everyday life! 💇‍♀️ Who knew picking up a hair tie could be the new adrenaline rush trend? Just remember to stretch and warm up those bending-over muscles for the ultimate microdosage of excitement! 🤸‍♂️ #HairTieBungeeJumping

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