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I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

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I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

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We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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50 shades of single.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

17 Funny literature quotes

Funny literature quotes bring a splash of wit and humor to the world of words 📚😂. Whether you’re a bookworm or just love a clever twist, these gems add laughter to classic tales and modern reads alike 🤓✨. Ready to tickle your funny bone while celebrating your favorite authors? Let’s dive into the funniest lines that make literature not just smart, but seriously entertaining! 📖🎉

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You don’t read Dostoevsky. You survive him.

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

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Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

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A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

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I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

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Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

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Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

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The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

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I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

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“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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