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12 Funny literature quotes

  • Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

    Commentary:
    Ah, yes, reading the dictionary is like unlocking the secret cheat codes to language. It’s the ultimate literary remix album, where words are the beats and definitions are the lyrics. So, next time you’re reading a book, just remember – you’re basically jamming out to the greatest hits of the dictionary!

  • It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

    Commentary:
    “Move over Shakespeare, we’ve got a literary genius in the form of a Penguin 🐧📚 Who knew they were hiding such talent beneath those tuxedos?”

  • I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs FOMO when you can have FOMOCHO (Fear Of Missing Out on Classic References)? 📚😂 Embrace the literary journey, one metaphor at a time! 🚀📖 #ClassicReaderGoals”

  • I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a regular book when you can have one that literally speaks to you? 📚🗣️ It’s like having a personal storyteller on demand! 🎧😄 #AudiobookGoals”

  • Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like science is all bones and no fun, while English lit is about to get a major body makeover! 💀📚 Let’s add a splash of intrigue to those old dusty books! Who knew cadavers could be so well-read?”

  • Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

    Commentary:
    “Asking a bookworm if they’ll finish their books before buying more is like asking a chef if they’ll finish cooking all the meals in their recipe book before trying a new one. Let’s not insult their literary appetite! 📚🐛 #BookwormCulture”

  • It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the eternal debate between Becestershire and Worcestershire – a tale as old as thyme! 🧐🌿 Let’s hope they can ketchup and relish the flavor of their differences! 🍅😄 #SaucyTales

  • Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

    Commentary:
    “Noam Chomsky – the intellectual powerhouse or the adorable caterpillar devouring knowledge? 🐛📚 Either way, both seem to have an insatiable appetite for something!”

  • If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

    Commentary:
    🎭📜 If the Bard of Avon were born today, he’d probably be tweeting under the handle “Shaxxespyr”! 🤣 Maybe he’d even drop some hip-hop sonnets or write plays in emojis! 🎭📱 To be or not to be, that is the hashtag dilemma! #ShakespeareanTechUpgrade

  • The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

    Commentary:
    Well, well, well, it looks like someone finally deciphered the autobiography puzzle! 📖🤔 Who would’ve thought biographies weren’t all about bicycles, right? 🚴‍♂️😄 Just remember, when in doubt, swap the ‘bio’ for ‘auto’ and you’re good to go! 🚗💨 #WordPlayFun

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