220 Funny little quotes

• Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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  3 months ago

  activity, forget, fun, fun activity, grocery, grocery list, home, i, list, little, memory, organization, shopping, sometimes, take, thing, time, where

• Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

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  3 months ago

  alone, alone time, childhood, childhood memory, ever, girl, hanging, i, introvert, late, late night, little, loved, memory, myself, night, night owl, owl, personal, personal time, reflection, self, self-reflection, staying, stuff, things, thinking, time

• Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

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  3 months ago

  angel, falling, feather, girl, girls, hair, humor, leave, literally, little, long hair, metaphor, trace, traces, wherever, wing, wings

• You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

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  3 months ago

  body, common, common sense, emotion, feeling, humor, know, leaving, little, love, relationship, sense, someone, tingly, tingly feeling

• Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

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  3 months ago

  appetizer, asleep, bedtime, before, couch, fall, i, joke, little, nap, sleep, sometimes, wordplay

• If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

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  3 months ago

  able, age, book, childhood, dinner, explaining, humor, kids, little, nostalgia, old, phone, phone book, reach, sit, table, teenager, today, try, used

• So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

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  4 months ago

  anger, body, chihuahua, feel, frustration, humor, i, little, much, personality, pet, small, small body

• A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

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  4 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, culture, little, paw, pet, respect, resting, sign

• Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

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  4 months ago

  even, fatigue, humor, little, most, power, powerful, sleepiness, sleepy, still, strength, tiredness

• Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

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  4 months ago

  bit, gender, gender role, guy, humor, just, little, male, metrosexual, performative, performative male, rebrand, role, say, sexuality, slang, stereotype, straight, straight guy

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