Funny long time quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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