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The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

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Spotted on Reddit:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Going viral on Discord:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Seen just now on Slack:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Making waves on Instagram:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Live now on Reddit:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Making waves on Pinterest:

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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Share →: One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Commentary:
Sounds like they wanted a taste of the great outdoors but ended up with a front-row seat to a survival thriller instead! 🏕️🐻😅 Let's hope they don't get any ideas about bear encounters during their next camping trip!
6 months ago
Share →: Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Commentary:
"Who needs the thrill of conquering Mount Everest when you can conquer the TV remote from the comfort of your couch with a bag of potato chips? 🏔️🥶🛋️ #AdventureVsLazySunday"
6 months ago
Share →: I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Commentary:
"Life's just not complete until you find someone who stares at you like Doc stares at a flux capacitor. ⚡️🤯 #RelationshipGoals #BackToTheFuture"
6 months ago
Share →: Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

Commentary:
"Monday morning be like… Here's Jack! 👀🚪😱 Who knew the real horror movie was starting the work week? #MondayStruggles"

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An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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Live now on LinkedIn:

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Just shared via YouTube:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Just shared via Twitch:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

Making waves on Discord:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Going viral on YouTube:

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Just shared via WeChat:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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