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6 months ago
Share →: I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'Never mind, it's only 10 bucks' turning into 'Wait, why is my bank account crying?' 💸😂 Remember, it's all fun and games until you check your credit card statement! 💳🔍"
6 months ago
Share →: If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

Commentary:
Ah, the great paradox of life – we learn from our mistakes, yet sometimes wish we had learned without making them in the first place! 🤔💡 It's like saying, "If only I could time-travel and give my past self a heads-up!" 😅🕰️ Embrace the journey of growth and introspection, even if it involves some hilarious hindsight shenanigans! 🌟🤣
6 months ago
Share →: Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Commentary:
Ah, a question for the mind readers! 🤔🔮 I hope they have their crystal balls polished and their telepathic signals on point for this one! Who needs a magic eight ball when you’ve got a mind reader around? 🎩✨
6 months ago
Share →: Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the colorful language laboratory of our subconscious mind never fails to surprise us during human interactions! 🧠🤬 Better watch out for those unintentional "science experiments" of expletives! 🔬😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Commentary:
"Ah, the envy of cows everywhere! 🐮 Peaceful minds and fabulous bodies – if only we could all mooove so gracefully through life! 🌿🧘‍♂️ #CowGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'changing your mind is an underrated activity' clearly hasn't witnessed the chaos of indecisiveness or the joy of discovering new possibilities! 🤔💡 Embrace the flexibility of a change of heart, and watch your life become a choose-your-own-adventure story with endless plot twists!"
6 months ago
Share →: “Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Commentary:
"Whoever believes in 'out of sight, out of mind' clearly hasn't met a donut! 🍩👀 These sugary delights have a way of always making their presence known, whether you see them or not! Resistance is futile in the face of such delicious temptation! 😆#DonutLover"
6 months ago
Share →: If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Commentary:
"If dogs could talk, it would be a whole new level of drama at the dog park! 🐶🗣️🤥 Just imagine the tall tales your furry friend might come up with! Better hide those socks before they spill the beans about who the real sock thief is 😉🧦"
6 months ago
Share →: Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's mind wandered off without leaving a trail…🤑🏝️ Keep searching for that elusive money, it might be on a vacation of its own! 💸🔍 Remember, a little humor goes a long way in the search for missing funds!
6 months ago
Share →: If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Commentary:
"Oh, the perils of overthinking and getting caught in the act! 😅 Next time, consider thinking about what you're thinking about before thinking about thinking… Or just pretend to have deep thoughts about the mysteries of the universe instead! 🤔🤭"