157 Funny misunderstanding quotes

• Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

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  2 months ago

  communication, days, definitely, humor, life, married, married life, me, misunderstanding, never, only, partner, relationship, repetition, row, same, say, sentence, telling, told

• Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

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  2 months ago

  drink, drinking, gross, humor, i, joke, know, lead, misunderstanding, oh, only, powder, protein

• At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

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  3 months ago

  airplane, airport, asked, humor, husband, misunderstanding, seat, seats, travel, where, wife

• Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

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  3 months ago

  communication, excuse, eyesight, glasses, hearing, humor, i, misunderstanding, repeat, said, sorry

• “Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

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  3 months ago

  anyone, dating, hallucination, humor, misunderstanding, question, seeing

• Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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  3 months ago

  argument, arguments, dating, education, humor, misunderstanding, outside, relationship

• Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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  3 months ago

  communication, deaf, family, girlfriend, humor, loud, misunderstanding, mum, need, needs, relationship, slow, speak, special, special need, told

• When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

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  3 months ago

  aid, answer, call, calls, communication, company, every, hearing, hearing aid, humor, i, joke, line, misunderstanding, phone, phone call, prank, question, salesman, stay

• I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

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  3 months ago

  am, cake, eat, else, food, hell, humor, i, idiom, misunderstanding, phrase, understand

• I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

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  4 months ago

  confusion, grammar, humor, identity, know, me, misunderstanding, most, people, punctuation, semicolon

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