311 Funny morning quotes

• My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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  5 months ago

  frustration, humor, job, job frustration, morning, morning routine, motivation, myself, quitting, quitting job, routine, self, self-talk, talk, talking, work, work humor

• Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

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  5 months ago

  advice, day, humor, management, mode, morning, panic, rush, start, start day, starting, stop, stress, time, time management

• Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

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  5 months ago

  bedding, casual, casual speech, drunk, evening, going, humor, just, me, morning, pissed, speech, strip

• Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

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  5 months ago

  always, asleep, before, change, fall, humor, life, morning, motivation, procrastination, sleep, wake, why

• This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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  5 months ago

  beverage, caffeine, coffee, frustration, humor, i, morning, need, sarcasm

• Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

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  5 months ago

  alarm, alarm clock, clock, hit, humor, i, life, morning, procrastination, snooze, wish, wishing

• The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

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  5 months ago

  alarm, annoying, annoying sound, before, effective, iPhone, listen, morning, noise, sleep, sound, wake, wake up

• My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

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  5 months ago

  back, bed, humor, just, me, morning, morning routine, motivation, myself, procrastination, routine, self, self-motivation, sleep, waking, waking up

• The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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  5 months ago

  daily, daily struggle, finding, health, humor, live, longest, mental, mental health, morning, morning routine, motivation, procrastination, routine, struggle, will to live

• The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

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  5 months ago

  aging, coffee, humor, i, introversion, love, me, morning, older, routine, solitude, speaking

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