Funny mushroom quotes

• Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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• The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

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  2 months ago

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• Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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  2 months ago

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• I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

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  2 months ago

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• Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

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  3 months ago

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• All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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  3 months ago

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• The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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  3 months ago

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