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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

1 week ago1 week ago

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

3 months ago3 months ago

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

3 months ago3 months ago

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

4 months ago4 months ago

Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

4 months ago4 months ago

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Jan 22, 2025

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Jan 20, 2025