Funny musical quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

  Commentary:
  "When your favorite rapper drops a new track and you're like, 'Where's the beat, the flow, the magic? Oh wait, it's lost!' 🎵🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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  Commentary:
  "When your life's playlist is a little too *sharp* 🎵 and your inbox is a little too *flat* 📱😂!"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

  Commentary:
  "More like the Count of Clumsy! 🎶🕺🤪"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

  Commentary:
  Haha, so the kid thought the harmonica was broken because the instructions went missing? 🎵🧸 Maybe next time, she’ll realize that sometimes, you just blow into it and let your talent do the talking! 😂🎶 #ParentingMysteries #MusicalMysteries

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

  Commentary:
  Looks like 90% of you are experiencing some "note"-worthy confusion! 🎶🤔 Don't worry, it's just an "accord-ion" to this clever sentence! Who knew grammar could "harmonize" with humor so well? 😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's some sharp thinking – whoever said puns aren't instrumental to humor clearly hasn't hit the right notes! 🎵😄 It seems like inserting musical instruments into sentences is a symphony of sarcasm waiting to be appreciated! 🎶😆

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