116 Funny myself quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic "WWBD" dilemma strikes again! 🦇💭 Maybe it's time to switch to a more risk-averse role model like Cinderella or perhaps SpongeBob SquarePants? 🧽 Just a thought… 😉 #NewInspirationNeeded

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's ready to trade Grandma's knitting needles for some heavy-duty gear! 🚗💥 Watch out world, we've got a crochet daredevil on the loose! 🧶😄 #NeedleAndThreadSpeedster"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

  Commentary:
  Oh, look at you, a true master of self-care! 🤣🗣️👂 Talking to yourself to get expert advice? That's some next-level life hack right there! Who needs a therapist when you've got the best listener in town? 🤔🙌 Keep those conversations interesting, you never know what brilliant ideas might pop up! 💡😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of "tea inception" – making tea, getting distracted, and discovering a forgotten cup hours later! 🍵🍂 Don't worry, your tea will just have extra time to steep and become even more flavorful. Just make sure to remember where you left it this time! 😉 #TeaTimeDejavu

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your camera couldn't handle your steamy selfies! 🚿😄 Maybe next time, grab a waterproof camera to avoid those foggy photo fails!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

  Commentary:
  🤖 "Ah, the universal remote control – the magical wand that grants us power over our TV kingdoms! It's like holding the keys to a whole new world of laziness and convenience. Say goodbye to the days of hunting down multiple remotes like a lost expedition leader!" 📺🔮

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, to be an aunt – the myth of endless wealth shattered with every baby gift 🎁💸 #AuntieLife #BankAccountEmpty"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

  Commentary:
  "Oh the classic 'here' 🤔! A mystical place where things vanish into thin air, never to be seen again! 🪄 Who needs enemies when you have 'here' as your sabotage master! 🤪 #EpicFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggle is real! 🤦‍♂️ It's like witnessing a slow-motion train wreck… in the digital age! 🚂💥 Who knew watching someone Google could be such a rollercoaster of emotions?! 🎢😅 #GoogleSearchDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

  Commentary:
  "Saving myself for marriage… or just saving you from discovering my true level of annoyance 🤷‍♀️💍 Beware, the surprise awaits! 😂 #KeepingItReal"

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