Funny quotes new year

33 Funny new year quotes

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I'm staying up past midnight this New Year's eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

January is the Monday of the year.

January is the Monday of the year.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn't specify which year I was referring to.

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025