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Funny new year quotes are the perfect way to ring in the new year with a smile ๐Ÿ˜„ and a hearty laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚! As we bid farewell to last year’s quirks and welcome new adventures ๐ŸŽ‰, these witty sayings can add a sprinkle of humor to your celebrations. Whether you’re raising a glass ๐Ÿฅ‚ or making resolutions you’ll forget by February, these quotes will keep the mood light and fun. Here’s to a year of giggles and good times! ๐Ÿฅณ

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

People text โ€œHappy New Yearโ€ and go missing for the rest of the year!

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

The week between Christmas and New Yearโ€™s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

January is the Monday of the year.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Waiting for my wife to approve my new yearโ€™s resolution of making independent decisions.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Hereโ€™s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

When you said โ€œletโ€™s circle back to that in the new yearโ€ and now itโ€™s the new year.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My New Yearโ€™s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that Iโ€™m used to.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, Iโ€™m just lazy.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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