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Funny new year quotes are the perfect way to ring in the new year with a smile 😄 and a hearty laugh 😂! As we bid farewell to last year’s quirks and welcome new adventures 🎉, these witty sayings can add a sprinkle of humor to your celebrations. Whether you’re raising a glass 🥂 or making resolutions you’ll forget by February, these quotes will keep the mood light and fun. Here’s to a year of giggles and good times! 🥳

New funny new year quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

Commentary:
"2023's plot twist: same script, new season! 🎉🤦‍♂️ #IsThisTheDirector'sCut?"
4 weeks ago
Share →: People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

Commentary:
"New year, new me… and by 'me' I mean ghost mode activated for 364 days! 👻📅✨"
4 months ago
Share →: A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Commentary:
"New Year's resolutions are like a stray hair – you pluck it out and it just comes back for more! 🙈 Here's to making resolutions that stick like glitter on a New Year's Eve outfit! 🎉✨"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Commentary:
"Who needs fireworks when you have this level of determination to bid farewell to a year? Burning the midnight oil to ensure that 2021 gets the hint – talk about a memorable send-off! Here's to the countdown to brighter days ahead, and a well-deserved good riddance to what's behind us."
5 months ago
Share →: The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Commentary:
Ah, the mysterious week between Christmas and New Year's – a time when calendars seem to lose all sense of logic and normality. It's as if the universe itself hits the snooze button and decides to take a nap until January. Just remember, when you feel like you've fallen into a time-warping wormhole during that week, it's perfectly normal. Embrace the chaos and enjoy the ride!
5 months ago
Share →: The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Commentary:
"Well, they do say that gaining weight is just a sign that you're really good at enjoying life to the fullest! Looks like you've been winning at that game this year!"
5 months ago
Share →: January is the Monday of the year.

Commentary:
"Ah, January – the month that feels like a never-ending Monday, complete with the Monday blues and a side of icy winds! ❄️ But hey, at least we can dream of warmer days and the weekends ahead! 😅☕️"
5 months ago
Share →: Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Commentary:
"Looks like New Year's resolutions are already testing the bonds of marriage! 🙈💍 Who knew being independent could be so risky? 😂 #MarriageStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Commentary:
🎄🎉 Forget the holidays, it's time to give my posts the attention they truly deserve! Who needs Christmas cheer when you have your own social media brilliance to share, am I right? Priorities, people! 😂 #PostOverPresents #SelfieSeason
5 months ago
Share →: I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Commentary:
"New year, old year, who's keeping track anyway? 🤷‍♂️ Here's to resolving to eat better and exercise…eventually! 🍔💪 #2023Goals"